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The power to be a walrus

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  • There was a one-off Spiderman guest hero called The Walrus. He was a fat old hippy who got stoned off some radioactive weed (or something) and listened to one too many Beatles albums. (Kookoocatchu!) He was strong and virtually invulnerable and pretty fast too. Sadly, his powers wore off with his buzz, never to be seen again :( True story, I shit you not.
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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