A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
“-Insert man's line here- -Wanna get laid?- -TOTALLY!- -Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.-.”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer..”
via: Clarksonisms
via: Pointless Inventions
“When im home alone, i watch **** with the volume turned up really loud..”
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