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Pointless Super Powers


1.the power to touch anything that is touchable
2.The power to make any animal yawn
3.The power to walk on water only if your feet are not wet
4.The power to kill any1 but only if they are already dead
5.The power to sleep with megan fox only if you are blind deaf and have no feeling in your body

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  • 5. You can still hear and taste lawaoal. Number 1 doe XD
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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