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The power to be skillful at everything, but only when need to go to the toilet and you are on the verge of crapping yourself.

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  • But you would be skillful at resisting the need to go to the bathroom. Therefore, making this a significantly useful super power.
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  • Just wear diaper, derp.
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  • OMG I AM SHITTING MYSELF GOTTA FIND A TOILET! *Ninja flips over obstacles in the way* Moral: At least you will be able to get to the toilet pretty fast whenever you need it...
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  • oh shit!
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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