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The ability to fly for one second by bending then extending your legs quickly.

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  • you could jump off of something like a building and be off the ground for like 4 seconds befor hitting the ground and possibly dying :D
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  • Isn't that called jumping?
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  • Haha!I can stay in the air 1.5 c:
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  • it is impossible to even jump off the ground for a full second.
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  • Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No its the Rapidly Squatting Flying Man.
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  • What if you do it in midair? You could double jump!
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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