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Pointless Super Powers

 

The power to throw chess pieces mildly accuratly,

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  • taking into consideration the mass of a chess piece and the amount of kinetic energy able to be transferred into an object by a typical male, it would be impossible to as you say 'massacre' anyone regardless of the mild accuracy
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  • great power if planing to massacer chess teams
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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