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Pointless Super Powers

 

The power to be 13% bullet proof.

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  • Now you can have BB gun fights with absolutely no risk!
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  • Some time ago, I needed to buy a house for my business but I didn't earn enough cash and could not purchase anything. Thank God my colleague suggested to try to take the <a href="http://goodfinance-blog.com/topics/personal-loans">personal loans</a> at reliable bank. Thence, I did so and was satisfied with my small business loan.
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  • why not add another 37% :P
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  • It's no totally useless. At least you're a LITTLE more resistant to bullets. Everything counts.
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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  • “Do you work at Subway? Cuz you just gave me a footlong.”

    via: Anti-Pickup Line

  • “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW DDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNN LLLOOOLLLL.”

    via: Clarksonisms

  • “A drowning fish..”

    via: Pointless Inventions

  • “Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk....”

    via: Things You Think Only You Do

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