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Pointless Super Powers

 

the power to have ultimate ninjaskills only when being alone.

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  • That would be extremely useful. :p You could carve intricate furniture with a katana in seconds at home, post videos of your skills on the internet to become famous overnight, rob banks in the middle of the night with ease by staying away from the security, or simply leap from building to building, oblivious to the crowds below.
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  • That is how a ninja should always be. Truly alone, for all his opponents are oblivious to his ninja presence
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  • OH MY GOSH! I have that power.
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  • i think a already have this power
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  • take out the being.
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  • take out the being.
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  • video camera, youtube, PROFIT.
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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