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The ability to transform into an 82 year old Hungarian woman with a weak bladder.

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  • But what if who got the power is already a "82 year old Hungarian woman with a weak bladder"? (Sorry for the bad English, I'm Brazilian)
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  • im hungarian
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  • What if some guy is raping you..... you could morph into this and i'm sure he'd run like hell
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  • 81 year old hungarian women with weak bladders are constantly gaining this superpower.
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  • you could be running away from someone and suddenly change into her so you wont get caught
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  • Only after you drink a glass of ice water
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  • HA! HA! That`s probably your mom, Chump! :P
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  • 420th upvote<3
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  • As long as I can morph back it would be a good way to get into the girls locker room. : )
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  • i would like it robbing a bank as an old lady they would be looking for her but not your original form of course during the robbery you would piss yourself
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  • What if you are a 92 year old person (whatever sex or nationality) with total incontinence?
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  • Ooooh shapeshifter nice
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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