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Pointless Super Powers

 

The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.

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  • No offence to th person who made this but, I bet you wrote that because you do that yourself. LIVE WITH IT!
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  • I'm the PMS Avenger. I only work 4 days a month. You got a problem with that?
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  • i have that power...
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  • KILL IT WITH FIRE
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  • KILL IT WITH FIRE
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  • that says 'DICKKK!'
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  • helllzz fucking yeah, bro. VAGINAS CAN SUCK MY ****. oh wait...
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  • shit
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  • there might be someway to turn this superpower into a weapon
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  • The power of redundancy
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  • Penises rule!
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  • It's not a completely useless power since that is how human life is created.
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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