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Pointless Super Powers

 

The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.

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  • i dont believe in anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die
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  • ...and still being alive!
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  • wait, my mom and girlfriend have that.....WOWZERS!!!! THEY ARE SUPERHERO'S
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  • there might be someway to turn this superpower into a weapon
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  • It's not a completely useless power since that is how human life is created.
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  • KILL IT WITH FIRE
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  • KILL IT WITH FIRE
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  • helllzz fucking yeah, bro. VAGINAS CAN SUCK MY ****. oh wait...
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  • The power of redundancy
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  • shit
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  • that says 'DICKKK!'
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  • haha being a woman is pointless!!
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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