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The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.

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  • i dont believe in anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die
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  • ...and still being alive!
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  • i have that power...
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  • wait, my mom and girlfriend have that.....WOWZERS!!!! THEY ARE SUPERHERO'S
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  • KILL IT WITH FIRE
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  • there might be someway to turn this superpower into a weapon
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  • I'm the PMS Avenger. I only work 4 days a month. You got a problem with that?
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  • It's not a completely useless power since that is how human life is created.
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  • follow on instagram verite_parlee
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  • Well, given that this is tied into the fact that we are one of the only species on the planet that has a monthly reproductive cycle rather than a yearly one, which, in turn, gives us much greater lifestyle flexibility and has partially led to us being the dominant species on the the planet, yeah, PRETTY GODDAMN AWESOME POWER.
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  • all girls do that
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  • I.. Need... This... Power...
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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