A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
“- Hey, I have 40 minutes to live and need to feel the touch of a woman to live. -I'm a dude..”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
via: Clarksonisms
“SPAGHETTI so chris doensnt die from shoving it in his arse repeatedly.”
via: Pointless Inventions
“I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me..”
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