The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.
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A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
Hay guise, our iPhone app was just approved!
“hey baby, are you on your menstrual cycle? No i came on my honda!.”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“[In the Police Car Challenge] In jail, no one can here you scream.”
via: Clarksonisms
“Self-inflatable earphones that cancel noise in the wrong way..”
via: Pointless Inventions
“if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror.”
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