The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.
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A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
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“-Hey baby wanna paint the whole town red? -Yeah, with your blood.”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow..”
via: Clarksonisms
“the appendix.”
via: Pointless Inventions
“Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would..”
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