Pointless Super Powers

(From real life blind date)

Me: (wow what a babe!) Damn I smell like shit! What the is... oh wait its not me... what the hell is this repulsive smell from hell! Its so repulsive that I'm about to die! Where does it come from?
woman: I... uh... forgot to shower today...
Me: /the do I do now...)

Lesson:Forgot today my ass, more like this year... worst date ever.

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A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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“-Hey baby wanna paint the whole town red? -Yeah, with your blood.”

via: Anti-Pickup Line

“The Caterham may only have 250bhp, but you have to remember that it weighs about the same... as a J-cloth..”

via: Clarksonisms

“Invent maker machine.”

via: Pointless Inventions

“working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case.”

via: Things You Think Only You Do

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