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The power to teleport 3 or 4 feet once a month.

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  • or you could teleport on the 31st at 11:50 and get the money from the vault, then teleport back on the 1st.
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  • I could find plenty of ways this power wouldn't be pointless. About to get your ass kicked? Teleport behind the guy and choke him out.
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  • sounds like Flash in League of Legends.
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  • You could go through walls though! Or if you teleport upwards after jumping, you could reach and grab a relatively high ledge.
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  • I'd do this just to see what would happen if I have sex on the 31st at 11:59pm
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  • Can be really useful in emergencies.
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  • Getting laid once a month sounds good to me
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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