A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
“Do you wanna be a pirate ship? Because there can be tons of seamen inside of you..”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“There are signs directing you away from Birmingham but nothing enticing you in..”
via: Clarksonisms
“Fake Boobs.”
via: Pointless Inventions
“When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it..”
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