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Pointless Super Powers

 

The power of immunity to paper cuts.

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  • I need this power badly I have been the paper passer in my class all year and I think I have permenant paper cut sores the inside of my left elbow
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  • I think I have this power...
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  • uncut thumbs up
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  • This is not pointless at all... for example what if there was a paper zombie invasion. LOL
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  • this is NOT a pointless power...but still thumbs up
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  • I would actually like that power...
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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