The power to part grass.
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A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
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“Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you..”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“On the Porsche Boxster “It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig’s bottom..”
via: Clarksonisms
“men..”
via: Pointless Inventions
“I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them..”
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