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The power to turn diamonds into coal.

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  • Fuel is getting really expensive!
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  • Actually that is a good power. If someone you hate found a diamond then you know what to do.
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  • Minecraft reference?
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  • make man made diamonds. turn to coal. profit
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  • "Minecraft reference?" It would seem like that since Coal and Diamonds are in Minecraft. But no.
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  • Actually, this is a great power. The power to break chemical bonds at will.
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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