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The power to hold your breath under water unless you're wet.

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  • Put on so much stuff water can't get in contact with your body. Go underwater. No more air. Still breathe because underwater.
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  • That would be very useful, provided you had a swimsuit. :p
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  • Yes! Now I can go on the Moon without a Spacesuit, I just need a glass of water to hold above my head.
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  • swimsuits wouldn't matter.. xD you're made up of so much water so you're always wet
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  • Percy Jackson!
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  • You still need to get wet, just getting under water wont count ;)
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  • grottos?
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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