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The power to move through time at the speed of time.

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  • you realize that means you could go back in time thus not being useless
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  • So useless and stu*ZIP*uts dna sselesu os*ZOOP*So useless and... what just happened?
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  • Time flies when you're having fun so.. jerk off and you'll be in the next galaxy unless you have a vagina, are premature, or you shoot blanks.
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  • lol
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  • Are we talking about the speed of time, like the speed which time moves, or exactly the speed of time including the direction? (I'm not sure if I said it wright, I'm not natural speaker) 'Cause the first thing is actually very usefull.
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  • that means you can go back in time
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  • The flash has done this, and its apparently as fast as teleportation.
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  • HOLY F**K I HAVE SUPER POWERS!
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  • X ray vision that wpild look through anyones clothing Oh shit what about the uglies X(
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  • you wouldnt go back in time you would stay in the same place
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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