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The power to mentally control houseflies.

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  • I would gather a million flies, and make them carry me around!
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  • I think this would be a effin awesome super power, nothing like making a fly fly up someones nose, clogging their airways and making them suffocate in their sleep
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  • This would actually be so awesome.
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  • uh you could easily spy on people
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  • I'd make a bunch of horse flies eat someone from the inside-out
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  • heheheh dustamancer! lols xD
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  • Baxter had this power in the TMNT episode "Landlord of the Flies"
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  • Controll billions of flies, give them all ebola and make them crawl into the ears, nose, mouth and eyes of random people. If I had this super power, not even Batman could stop me.
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  • You wanna mess with my army of a million flies? Didn't think so
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  • It'd be kind of fun to fly them around the house like a rc airplane, especially if you can see from their perspective
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  • What if, in a gun fight, you summoned a horde of flies to buzz around and distract your oppenents?
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  • "GET OUT OF MY FACE FLIES! Oh. Right. Thanks guys."
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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