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Possess irresistible pheromones that only work on male razorback gorillas.

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  • At least you don't have to worry about them killing you. Axe works like this for male dogs.
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  • Actually, most male gorillas are not Silverbacks, the term "silverback" refers to the silver hairs on the back of the Alpha males
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  • male gorillas are silverbacks (razorbacks are wild hogs)
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  • Actually, most male gorillas are not Silverbacks, the term "silverback" refers to the silver hairs on the back of the Alpha males
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  • AH! BIG WORDS!
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  • The power to attract all fine females and be able to get them in bed, but you don't have a penis.
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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