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Pointless Super Powers

 

Possess irresistible pheromones that only work on male razorback gorillas.

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  • male gorillas are silverbacks (razorbacks are wild hogs)
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  • At least you don't have to worry about them killing you. Axe works like this for male dogs.
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  • The power to attract all fine females and be able to get them in bed, but you don't have a penis.
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  • AH! BIG WORDS!
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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  • “Does anyone have a toothpick? I need to pick the crabs out of the cracks of my teeth..”

    via: Anti-Pickup Line

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  • “Pencil duller Like a pencil sharpener but it just dulls.”

    via: Pointless Inventions

  • “Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry.”

    via: Things You Think Only You Do

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