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Pointless Super Powers

 

The power to defecate active grenades.

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  • I just took an explosive s**t
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  • Bomberman!
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  • to be honest i can see this being a great party trick
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  • me mate has this power. It really pisses me off.
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  • and the terrorists be like 'yussss'
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  • Oh shit.... ZING
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  • Not every time, I hope...
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  • fire in the hole
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  • wait, what? that would be really helpful actually
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  • If that happened to me I would shit a brick
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  • Random dude: Hah! I've got you, now! Me: *shits active grenades at him* Random dude: OH SHI- *random dude is blown up* See? It's not useless at all! XD
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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