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The ability to have any man you want but you are a straight man.

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  • do traps count? if so, i want this power
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  • well neil patrick harris can pretty much do that, except for him it's the other way around.
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  • what if i am female?
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  • Jaejoong already has this power...
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  • "you are a straight man." NOT ANYMORE YOU'RE NOT.
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  • con the s**t out of bill gates
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  • What if my dad is dead?
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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