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The power to teleport yourself to the exact same location.

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  • I can do that!
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  • to the place infront of the fridge
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  • Actually, it's called "phasing", and it can be extremely useful, as it makes you disappear for a split second, thus allowing you to, say, dodge bullets.
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  • You would telefrag yourself!
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  • Moral: I added this one some years ago, I bet it would have been thumbed down to hell if I had put Moral under it huh? XD Moral: Moral: Moral: Moral: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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  • actually you could be totally like, indestructible with this shit. you will phase through harmful shit, and when the time comes, you will be actually capable of lifting like its heavy, and drop it like its hot
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  • lmaoooooooo.
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  • ^ look at the kid above trying to look smart~ xDD haha such a fail
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  • well, of you would be tought in school you would know that such manupulation creates pretty big explosions wich affects everything except the person doing it... so it's not at all pointles
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  • teleportation require boundless amounts of energy and our bodies would be destroyed completely and created in the location desired with new molecules, and i quote the theory is that to teleport one needs to have two objects or matter entering this worm hole at the same time or else the release of energy would be unimaginable and destructive. So warping is much better and more probable, your entire body is stretched into taffy thus the word warp it becomes distorted and extrememly thin in order to enter into a small almost microscopic disturtion in the space time continuum which leads to subspace allowing u to travel light years in the matter of second and no explosions or copies just disturtion which is restored once the warp is sealed. however great energy is required to much, the mind has the power of about million atomic bombs but we havent the privilege to possess this power thus we will never teleport or warp unless this power is harnessed
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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