The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.
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A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
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“showing people this http://hahgay.com/ p.s after seeng any girls want to come back to my place.”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“"Aston Martin DB9. That's not really a racing car, that's just ****.".”
via: Clarksonisms
“blue oranges.”
via: Pointless Inventions
“Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home.”
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