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Pointless Super Powers

 

The power to read minds, but only those of the mentally disabled.

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  • well, that's retarded
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  • That'd be kinda useful if you were like a researcher or something.
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  • my sister is mentally disabled and is nonverbal... so it would actually be useful.
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  • Am I the only one who thought of Rainman? All the other savants? Exploit ALL the mentally disabled smart people!
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  • This would actually be incredibly useful as anyone with this power would be supremely good at taking care of mentally disabled people and could possibly even aid in discovering things about the mentally disabled that we don't currently know.
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  • This would be a good way to find out if people are mentally disabled:D
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  • Interesting...
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  • literally>.<
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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