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The power to read minds, but only those of the mentally disabled.

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  • well, that's retarded
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  • my sister is mentally disabled and is nonverbal... so it would actually be useful.
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  • That'd be kinda useful if you were like a researcher or something.
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  • This would actually be incredibly useful as anyone with this power would be supremely good at taking care of mentally disabled people and could possibly even aid in discovering things about the mentally disabled that we don't currently know.
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  • Technically, if you look at the list of mental disibilities, most people will have at least one. So this power would be VERY useful.
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  • Am I the only one who thought of Rainman? All the other savants? Exploit ALL the mentally disabled smart people!
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  • This would be a good way to find out if people are mentally disabled:D
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  • This shit had me dying
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  • This wouldt be a great superpower! And it couldt help thounsands of people.
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  • Uh.....this is an awesome superpower, really useful for disabled people who turn nonverbal. Also, some with disabilities could have different perspectives and could be child prodigies or something so....
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  • This power would have saved all the children from Adam Lanza
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  • Just because someone cannot express themselves verbally doesn't mean they can't express themselves mentally look at Stephan Hawking that man is one of the most brilliant minds of the 20 century regardless of his physical disability
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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