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Pointless Super Powers

 

Immunity to everything except bullets, fire and bears.

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  • Correction; WATCH OUT FOR THAT BEAR THATS ON FIRE AND HAS A GUN!
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  • If you ever get a time machine. Youd be walking around Hiroshima trolling them.
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    • +9
  • that still saves us from infection desises knives drowning old age stds zombie bites
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    • +8
  • YES AIDS IMMUNITY FTW!!
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    • +7
  • Easy to get rich with: hold grenade, pull trigger, not die. Also would make it easy to get hired by the Mythbusters.
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  • WATCH OUT FOR THAT BEAR WITH A GUN! also, fire.
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  • Bet the bank a million dollars you can jump off the empire state building and survive.
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    • +3
  • You guys just wait for the shotgun fire bears.
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    • +2
  • Cool, I can't drown :)
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    • +2
  • Sucks if u live in Alaska
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    • +2
  • a bazooka doesnt have bullets it has rockets so your saved!
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  • shit would be useful, mang.
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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