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Pointless Super Powers

 

Immunity to everything except bullets, fire and bears.

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  • Correction; WATCH OUT FOR THAT BEAR THATS ON FIRE AND HAS A GUN!
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  • As long as I avoid being shot, burned, and mauled, I would be invincible.
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  • YES AIDS IMMUNITY FTW!!
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  • Sucks if u live in Alaska
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  • that still saves us from infection desises knives drowning old age stds zombie bites
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  • WATCH OUT FOR THAT BEAR WITH A GUN! also, fire.
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  • You guys just wait for the shotgun fire bears.
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  • shit would be useful, mang.
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  • Yeah you'd also be like metal if you got bit by a shark.
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  • a bazooka doesnt have bullets it has rockets so your saved!
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  • Cool, I can't drown :)
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  • You are also immune to kindness and such.
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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