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Pointless Super Powers

 

Immunity to everything except bullets, fire and bears.

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  • Correction; WATCH OUT FOR THAT BEAR THATS ON FIRE AND HAS A GUN!
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  • If you ever get a time machine. Youd be walking around Hiroshima trolling them.
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  • Easy to get rich with: hold grenade, pull trigger, not die. Also would make it easy to get hired by the Mythbusters.
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  • that still saves us from infection desises knives drowning old age stds zombie bites
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  • This would be an INCREDIBLY USEFUL superpower. Most of the things people die of are not any of the above.
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  • You guys just wait for the shotgun fire bears.
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  • YES AIDS IMMUNITY FTW!!
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  • As long as I avoid being shot, burned, and mauled, I would be invincible.
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  • Cool, I can't drown :)
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  • WATCH OUT FOR THAT BEAR WITH A GUN! also, fire.
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  • Yeah you'd also be like metal if you got bit by a shark.
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  • Sucks if u live in Alaska
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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