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Pointless Super Powers

 

The power to hold in a fart but subsequently burp it out with twice the force.

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  • A fart is a burp you didn't release when you should of...most of the time.
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  • Well, I could use that power, I happen to be very gassy....
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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