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Pointless Super Powers

 

The power to teleport yourself through cellular signals but only on nights and weekends.

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  • -hehehe, hey Molly. -Frank? Oh my god just leave me alone! I told you It's over! -Oh Molly don't be like that. We could have a family, and be together forever! -No, leave me alone! What the- How did you get here Frank! -Forever Molly... Forever... -AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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  • Could be useful.
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  • This is actually a really good power and should have that limit.
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  • That's not so bad...
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  • this would be great to use on phone sex operators and celebrities
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  • cross any border with no evidence other than texts left behind
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  • AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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