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The power to teleport yourself through cellular signals but only on nights and weekends.

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  • Great for hooking up with your girlfriend late at night--Oh wait. FOREVER ALONE
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  • Could be useful.
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  • cross any border with no evidence other than texts left behind
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  • this would be great to use on phone sex operators and celebrities
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  • This is actually a really good power and should have that limit.
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  • -hehehe, hey Molly. -Frank? Oh my god just leave me alone! I told you It's over! -Oh Molly don't be like that. We could have a family, and be together forever! -No, leave me alone! What the- How did you get here Frank! -Forever Molly... Forever... -AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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  • AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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  • That's not so bad...
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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