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The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

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Amphibious aquatic adaptation Telepathy Psionic domination of marine life Healing factor Enhanced senses (including darkvision, infravision, and electro-magnetic) Superhuman strength, agility, dexterity, speed, and durability (even under the crushing depths of the oceans) — his agility and endurance in particular are "off the scale" Superhuman resistance to extreme cold Superior tools, weapons, crafts, and technology bestowed by the advanced races of Atlantis Submariner camouflage Create and hurl bolts of "hard water" Left hand (as bestowed by the Lady of the Lake) is made of water and possesses mystical properties i'll still take it
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