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The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

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  • Amphibious aquatic adaptation Telepathy Psionic domination of marine life Healing factor Enhanced senses (including darkvision, infravision, and electro-magnetic) Superhuman strength, agility, dexterity, speed, and durability (even under the crushing depths of the oceans) — his agility and endurance in particular are "off the scale" Superhuman resistance to extreme cold Superior tools, weapons, crafts, and technology bestowed by the advanced races of Atlantis Submariner camouflage Create and hurl bolts of "hard water" Left hand (as bestowed by the Lady of the Lake) is made of water and possesses mystical properties i'll still take it
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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