A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
“-You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day. -You look like a rapist..”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you..”
via: Clarksonisms
via: Pointless Inventions
“turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning.”
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