The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.
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A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
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“do you work at subway? 'cause you give me foot long. i'll do you a favour and cut it up.”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“There are signs directing you away from Birmingham but nothing enticing you in..”
via: Clarksonisms
“Artificial trees which grow leaves with factor 40 sun cream on..”
via: Pointless Inventions
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