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Pointless Super Powers

 

The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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  • This superhero could allow us to resume the senseless slaughter of porpoises.
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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  • “worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead.”

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