The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating
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A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
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“Roses are red Violets are blue Im a serial killer So GTFO before i kill you.”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH..”
via: Clarksonisms
via: Pointless Inventions
“Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car..”
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