A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
“Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a jerk. And a fool, so **** you!.”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“While playing the video game Gran Turismo "Aston Martin DB9 – that’s not a racecar, that’s ****.".”
via: Clarksonisms
via: Pointless Inventions
“Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat..”
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