the power to die when you breath oxygen
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A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
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“How much does a whales weigh? How much? Just enough to make you look skinny..”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“While playing the video game Gran Turismo "Aston Martin DB9 – that’s not a racecar, that’s ****.".”
via: Clarksonisms
via: Pointless Inventions
“I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?.”
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