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Pointless Super Powers

 

the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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