A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
“I have the smallest erected **** in town, if you don't believe me ask my mama!.”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... BEING STABBED?.”
via: Clarksonisms
“Alcohol-free hand sanitizer.”
via: Pointless Inventions
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