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Pointless Super Powers


the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.

the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal.

the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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