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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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  • “Man: If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together Woman: So, all you want to do is make MANJUICE? you....”

    via: Anti-Pickup Line

  • “Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano "There, right in the middle of everything, is a quartic steering wheel. Yup, quartic, as in square, as in Austin Allegro.....”

    via: Clarksonisms

  • “Solar Powered Flashlight.”

    via: Pointless Inventions

  • “Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class....”

    via: Things You Think Only You Do

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