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Pointless Super Powers

 

The power to die and then come back in the center of the Sun.

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The power to see through tinted glass.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to fly by defeating the laws of gravity but your blood boils whenever you do so.

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The power to teleport yourself through cellular signals but only on nights and weekends.

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The power to see through doors once they are opened.

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The power to raise your cholesterol level using only your mind.

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The power to hold in a fart but subsequently burp it out with twice the force.

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The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

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Immunity to everything except bullets, fire and bears.

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The power to read minds, but only those of the mentally disabled.

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The power to teleport yourself to the exact same location.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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